Skip to main content

Crunch Berry

Another name for a Cock Blocker, hence the C and B in Crunch Berry. Generally, it is a less vulagar word to use.
Dude 1: Dude! She's a total crunch berry!
Dude 2: Dude, I know. She totally crunch berried me.
by Tony the Tiger001 October 18, 2011
mugGet the Crunch Berry mug.

crunch berry poop

The notoriously green dyed poop that occurs after eating nothing but Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal during a typical digestive cycle.
Inspired, Connor stared with intense delight and awe at the crunch berry poop resting delicately at the bottom of his toilet.
by MattJanda September 8, 2010
mugGet the crunch berry poop mug.

mint berry crunch

1. A very fun and joyful but clueless person.

2. The South Park character Mint Berry Crunch
1. Person 1: “Tom is like mint berry crunch.”

Person 2: “how so?”

Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”

2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”

Person 2: “who’s that?”

Person 1: “the one from South Park.”
by Fluffy shark :)) February 14, 2024
mugGet the mint berry crunch mug.

Berry Colossal Crunch

The greatest cereal ever made. It has five different fruity flavors and is just like Captain Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal, but even better. It also comes in a huge bag that has twice as much cereal inside than a regular cereal box. The inside of the bag itself smells like wonderland. Berry Colossal Crunch is delicious to the point where you don't even need milk, or to eat it for just breakfast, and anybody will enjoy it.
Berry Colossal Crunch is the greatest cereal ever made.
by TheFiend138 May 25, 2014
mugGet the Berry Colossal Crunch mug.

Crunch Berries

This is an injury that occurs when two men are having sex in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his testicles smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.
Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?

Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.
by jebbofthedead February 10, 2014
mugGet the Crunch Berries mug.

crunch berries

The resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to anus hair and have therefore become dehydrated.
Because of his coarse anal hair, Fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down
by Zack March 26, 2004
mugGet the crunch berries mug.

Chunchberry

1. The fleshy area between the butthole and the grundle that collects lint, grundle sweat, excrement, and excess toilet paper. This area is known to be inhabited by a multitude of Chunchberries.
"I went down on your mother last night and she left Chunchberries on my mouth, but it's okay because I passed them to you when we made out earlier"

"Did you guys hear what Nelson did yesterday? He shot a chunchberry through a straw at Mr. Baker during history class! It shall be known as Legendberry!"
by Sean Sizemore SS February 18, 2010
mugGet the Chunchberry mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email