Crunch Bar

Taking a pick to the house, or causing a fumble.

Did you see me cause that fumble and take it to the house for a touchdown? That was a mother fuckin crunch bar!

by DaleTheSnail August 25, 2010

Crunch Bar

A mentally challenged, homosexual black simp

That kid shaunaniqua is a major crunch bar

by Poptartnigga March 15, 2020

Crunch Bar

A person who is crunchy. They exhibit most of the qualities associated with hippies, including vegetarianism, birkenstock-wearing, poor personal hyegiene, and pot-smoking.

Our AP psych teacher is such a crunch bar, all we do is listen to weird ethnic music and talk about our feelings.

by somebody i used to know July 24, 2008

Crunch Bar

A girl that looks like the back of a crunch bar when she cakes makeup over her acne.

girl 1: this bitch be lookin like a crunch bar

girl 2: ew I know right

acne

by Babycakes066 December 06, 2015

crunch bar

When someone is giving a rim job and then The rim job-ee takes a nutty shit.

hey did you go ass to mouth?
Yeah, but she crunch bar'd me!

by Corey M December 13, 2008

White Crunch Bar

The nickname of a girl who puts makeup over all her acne to hide it even though we all obviously see it, and it looks worse with the caked makeup on it.

Ew shes a white crunch bar!

by Bailey22301 July 09, 2015

Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.

Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar

by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020