Crum Bum

A ho-bo, loser, idiot, fool and is completely and uterly stupid in everything that they do!!!!!!!!!

by Cat March 12, 2003

Crum Bum

A person who can't make a single three-pointer in basketball. A Crum Bum usually has a dog named Otto that they have sex with 2-3 times a day.

"Did you see Crum Bum go 0-27 at the basketball game today? I bet hes gonna go home and drink pepsi while he fucks Otto"

by RoFroGinger January 19, 2022

Crum Bum

noun: one who does not tip the pizza Driver.

Manager: How much did the crum bum tip ya?
Driver: Exact amout check

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

crum bum

A person who cannot for the life of them clear crumbs off their bed. So they sit on it, and flatten the crumbs out and until the crumbs keep collecting. Eventually Stay away from this person at all costs.

Danngg, that girl Mareyeen is a Crum bum, all she do is sit on her bed flattening crumbs.

by Cheecheez September 13, 2010

crum bum

Someone who has little motivation to better their life and will be a lifer foreverchild.

I've been one before.
Takes one to know one.
You can grow out of it, if you don't have severe brain damage.
crum bum

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

Bum crum

Someone who is acting very bummy.

Grace: I hate you!
Shazana: Ugghh ur such a bum crum!

by master_fu_my_bestie December 06, 2021

Crum Bum

Someone late to the market who's wants buy your bitcoin crum's in the begining of a bull run. Legacy finance professionals, gold bugs, anyone who called Bitcoin rat poison. Friends, or colleuges, who laughed at you years ago buying but now want buy some them selfs.

Ya those guys at Black Rock are real Crum Bums

by Hodl Master June 06, 2024