When ya girl is sliding one of her nostrils over ya dick and ya tickle her other nostril and she sneezes your load out the other side.
Becky was giving me an Alaskan Crowbar and it was the most memorable event of my life.
by Young Dagger Dck March 6, 2019
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Therapy involving a crowbar in which one gets beat the shit out of to drain the body of Bullshit. This is often used in modern day therapy and is the frontier to modern day therapy. P.S. This is great for those people who are just full of shit.
I'm gonna give you some crowbar therapy its legal cuz you signed shit that you shouldn't have signed. LOL this is gonna be fun......
by CrowbarTherapy November 30, 2016
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The sexual act of raming a crow bar in a womans vagina and prying in the attempt of breaking her pelvis.
"Hey my mom is in the hospital"

"Ya I gave Your mom the Bloody Crowbar last night"
by Brad Fisher January 20, 2008
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A persona of the awesome person, Dane Enerio, in the game Left 4 Dead 2. He is said to wield a Crowbar sent from the Heavens itself and possesses a wide array of powers like "Crowbar Shock" and the ultimate "Crowbar Apocalypse".

Crowbar Man has a fanbase of 3 people around the world, supporting Crowbar Man throughout his progress in Left 4 Dead 2.

Rarely he uses a gun, because Crowbar Man only uses a Crowbar, which can be picked up from the first levels of the game until the end.

If attacked a tank, Crowbar Man will not hesitate to whack it with his special attack, the Crowbar Holocaust, which would make the Tank fly to outer space.

It is said that only once this Crowbar Man lost his crowbar throughout the entire game. It was on the epic battle for the Dark Carnival. Where Crowbar Man was forced to use his most devastating attack, "Crowbar Apocalypse", which was confirmed as the major cause for the Chile earthquake on 2010.

Crowbar Man is now resting, until he finds good Left 4 Dead 2 players so play with him just like the good old days.
Crowbar Man: Let's finish this.

Coach: My friends call me coach!

Crowbar Man: Coach you fat idiot!
by SpaceMarineCrowbar April 25, 2010
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A dick that is straight at the bottom and bent at the top
Don't ask him for nudes he has a crowbar dick
by Melissa wott July 3, 2017
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Hi, i just googled slang words for prison. You're welcome.
Hoosegow, mainline joint, skinner joint, stoney lonesome, con college, glasshouse, bucket, club fed, greybar hotel, big house, slammer, calaboose, castle, cooler, country club, crowbar hotel, digger, farm, guardhouse, hole, joint, jug, juvie, pen, pokey, rock, sneezer, stockade, the clink.
We used to communicate via smoke signals when he was in Block © and i resided in Block ¥. These were our crowbar hotel dialogues.
Now that we are both free, we speak and kiss.
by Krkič May 15, 2020
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