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Crowbar Man 

A persona of the awesome person, Dane Enerio, in the game Left 4 Dead 2. He is said to wield a Crowbar sent from the Heavens itself and possesses a wide array of powers like "Crowbar Shock" and the ultimate "Crowbar Apocalypse".

Crowbar Man has a fanbase of 3 people around the world, supporting Crowbar Man throughout his progress in Left 4 Dead 2.

Rarely he uses a gun, because Crowbar Man only uses a Crowbar, which can be picked up from the first levels of the game until the end.

If attacked a tank, Crowbar Man will not hesitate to whack it with his special attack, the Crowbar Holocaust, which would make the Tank fly to outer space.

It is said that only once this Crowbar Man lost his crowbar throughout the entire game. It was on the epic battle for the Dark Carnival. Where Crowbar Man was forced to use his most devastating attack, "Crowbar Apocalypse", which was confirmed as the major cause for the Chile earthquake on 2010.

Crowbar Man is now resting, until he finds good Left 4 Dead 2 players so play with him just like the good old days.
Crowbar Man: Let's finish this.

Coach: My friends call me coach!

Crowbar Man: Coach you fat idiot!
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016