Cross eyed
Cross eyed by Stonewallace January 21, 2017
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Cross eyed
When someones eyes look in different directions. Usually one or both eyes will point towards the persons nose.
Usually its caused by a lazy eye, vision problem, retardation, or injury. More common is children than adults.
Usually its caused by a lazy eye, vision problem, retardation, or injury. More common is children than adults.
Cross eyed by Mikeyboy23 December 3, 2011
cross-eyed
cross-eyed by Ivan Batinich December 18, 2008
Cross Eyed Screw
Where a girl gets screwed so hard that her eyes roll around inside of her head so violently that she ends up with cross eyes.
Dan rooted his girlfriend so hard and fast that she finally gave in and made this high-pitched squeaky mouse noise, and the next thing he knows she was cross eyed. Hence the cross eyed screw.
Cross Eyed Screw by Jbone1983 May 28, 2009
Cross Eyed Cunt
Cross Eyed Cunt by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
cross eyed crippler
cross eyed crippler by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
cross eyed crippler
cross eyed crippler by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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