Crosbit

(pronounced poi-nuss) Reffering to the dust that sometimes appears in your undies after not showering for several days.

wanna smell my crosbit?

I went camping last week and my crosbit started crusting.

Dude, she totally ate my crosbit.

by The Immaterial God (hazza G) August 6, 2009

Crosbie Effect

A This theoretical phenomenon happens when a superior (teacher, boss , project leader) gives you a task and once the task is completed you show said superior what you have completed. The fact that now the superior is observering causes a cosmic shit in the fabric of space and time causing the completed no matter how tested or functional it was before, it will fail in any random and unexpected way. This phenomenon has be observed by many itelectuals and has been called many things. It has even been referenced in movies and TV shows alike and is normally a source of comedy.

Worker: "the robot is fully working come see"

Boss comes to see, everything unexpectedly and impossibly fails

Worker "shit damn Crosbie effect"

Student: hey my project is finally done after a week of work

Teacher enters room : hey everything done yet?
Student : no fuck Crosbie effect

Everything inexplicably falls apart

by nanobug64nan May 3, 2018

Crosbie

Crosbie is a beautiful young woman. She is sophisticated and awesome. Crosbie does good in all that she does. Perfect like a flower.

Person #1: Crosbie just helped the homeless and did her model shoot in one day
Person #2: Crosbie is just a perfect human being

by Crozbieisthebest June 14, 2011

Crosbied

"To Crosbie" implies a delightful, if unexpected, mindfuck.

I just Crosbied a girl I use to date.

by irinurinternetz November 14, 2010

Crosbitch

Slang term used for hockey player Sidney Crosby of the Pittsburgh Penguins. A player who undoubtedly is among the top 10 most talented players in the NHL but is not the best as many claim. This is due to the fact that he is not a complete player. He scores and creates goals for others but chooses when and if he wants to play hard, whines to the refs and dives constantly.He tries to act tough because he has a C sewn on his jersey but fails miserably. Also his attempts to grow playoff beards are amongst if not the most pathetic in NHL history further adding to the speculation that he may in fact be a she.

Hey man, did you see Mike Richards knock out Crosbitch last night? He cried while on the ice! What a pansy!

by bravosfan1025 September 1, 2009

Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.

Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.

by Outofatent October 19, 2013

Crosbie

A little boy who loves Ben Simmons and likes his bbq sauce on his titties but is a very loyal companion

Ben Simmons is scared of his biggest fan Crosbie

by Jamaican Bob October 11, 2019