Crop dusting

v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster

When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.

by E.B. December 3, 2004

Crop dusting

When someone farts as they walk around in a store .

Man somebody's been crop dusting in here.

by PumpernickelonRy February 7, 2017

Crop dusting

To covertly release intestinal gas while walking. Coined in 1985 on a Northwest Airlines flight from Boston to Frankfurt by Sol Squire, on-board translator, who had just walked the length of the DC-10 aircraft and noted he had "crop dusted" the passenger load.

Her date was crop dusting the theater as he followed her to their seats.

by Good Knight April 3, 2010

Crop dusting

The act of farting and walking quickly around the room to spread the scent. Some people do this to deflect the blame of the fart, while others just want to share.

Who let off that stench? I think Calvin did it. Look at him circling the room. He's crop dusting it.

by imalith September 28, 2014

Crop dusting

Sprinkling weed for any purpose, usually when rolling joints.

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm crop dusting this joint.

by the420farmer April 9, 2009

Crop dusting

The art of silently farting as you pass a crowd of people thus leaving them to smell the sweet aroma.

Damn, did Johnny just fart as he walked by? Yes he did! He was crop dusting us!

by sirfart September 26, 2011

Crop dusting

Farting while walking
Kinda what a train does

Oh my God I was crop dusting on the way to work and while walking through the building
The train was crop dusting so much steammmm

by X6666X June 15, 2016