Crop Dusting

A term of art among flight attendants: farting while walking casually up and the aisle of an in-flight airplane pretending to be checking on passengers.
Jane: Wow! That burrito that I had just before we left really is wreaking havoc with my stomach.

Sally: No problem. Just take a few minutes and do some crop dusting. I'll cover for you.
by Seenyore April 17, 2010
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Crop dusting is when you walk around while farting, sharing the flavor with everyone and reducing the chance that you will be blamed for it.
From the smile on his face and the smell he left behind, we realized that Chris walked through the kitchen just to do some crop dusting.
by Steakback Outhouse September 11, 2006
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The act of walking past somebody, and without their knowledge, letting out a fart as you pass. Thus creating the crop dusting effect. Very effective in announcing your presence, or maximizing the devastating effect of your discharge.
*Loud fart*
*guy turns around*
guy 1: did you just crop dust me?

guy 2:....yes

guy 1: that was a good crop dusting.

guy 2: damn straight.
by thebearjew077 November 26, 2010
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When one walks up and down the aisles of a store while farting periodically.
Bryan knew he had to conceal his bean burrito gas, so he did some Crop Dusting in the Stop & Shop.
by Che Grenada April 26, 2011
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When a man makes a woman lay on her stomach, letting her think she is getting the rod from behind. While she isn't looking the man sticks out his tongue and, like a crop dusting airplane, hovers over the girls ass until deciding to dip low and lick the girls butt hole. This may be a continual vigorous motion or the man may choose to fly by making many periodic passes. This method of Crop Dusting is not to be confused with the fart procedure of crop dusting.
Jamario made jo-nelle lay on her stomach while he moved his head around her ass licking the butt hole periodically. Thus he went sexually crop dusting with jo-nelle.
by Snatchman April 13, 2009
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The art of leaving a long silent but deadly fart while walking through a crowded room or bar covering the whole area.
Being able to evenly distribute a fart like crop dusting when moving from one place to another.
by minusalinus November 16, 2009
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I was crop dusting all those tourists walking in my wake.
by biggchangwang July 01, 2014
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