Crock of Shame

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Leaving someone's house the morning after while carrying a slow cooker full of yesterday's chili.

We had a wonderful night after the Super Bowl and he did the Crock of Shame in the morning

Crock of Shame by CamShaft February 13, 2023

Words you can keep

pink cock of shame

The shape your Facebook profile and name make when blocked out when reposting your tactical nuclear stupidity, so the thought police don't lose their minds.

Can be other colors as well, but nothing says embarrassment like a big pink cock.

Did you see the pink cock of shame they made about Jessica's question about putting her birth control in her vagina? That shit was hilarious!

pink cock of shame by @wastednights_ER July 4, 2017

cock of shame

Just like a walk of shame, but with your cock. Especially, when your cock decides to be uncooperative and either you can't get it up at all OR you end up ejaculating too quickly. Then your girl is mad at you and you are ashamed of yourself.

John: So, the girl you took home with you last night, was she any good?
Paul: I don't know man...
John: Wtf do you meanmean by that?
Paul: Nothing dude, I totally had a cock of shame last night!
John: Oh, you poor thine! Here, take this blue pill next time.

cock of shame by johnsonneil July 27, 2014

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026