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Croman Trumpet 

The Croman Trumpet finds it's roots from mutha fuckin' Andrew Croman. Instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. Helps muffle it out.
"OMG my wireless isn't connecting!!! WTF BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT."


Variations of the Croman Trumpet:

BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration
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Cromantic 

combined from Creepy and Romantic used to explain actions that could both be considered Creepy or Romantic.
I dont know if thats creepy, or romantic.”
“its cromantic”

- Tuck and FDR This Means War (2012 Film)
Cromantic by Kirstquad September 5, 2012

cromance 

Noun: a meaningful friendship or relationship developed during the Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic.

A friendship that may be based on chat or zoom, or caused by forced isolation together.

Often the sort of friendship which helps people see the best in the world during a dark time. A friendship that helps you see the best in you, and let’s you see the best in them. A friendship that you know will last forever.... probably like f***ing COVID-19.

Verb: The act of wooing or building a close bond during Coronavirus lockdown.

Cromantic. Adjective, conducive to or alluding to a coronavirus based friendship.
“Hey dude, you chatting to that chic?”
“Yeh man, we got a little cromance going on.”

During quarantine, Sarah moved in with her boyfriend. They had a whirlwind cromance.

“Hey you wanna Zoom date tonight babe, time for some cromance?”
“Oh, babe, you’re so cromantic”
cromance by Countdown July 28, 2020
"Shall we pick up some weed?" " yeah I'll ring the croman"
croman by mangomaker April 28, 2017

Cromantic 

Being creepy with romantic intentions.
Facebook stalking someone you fancy isn't creepy, its Cromantic.
Cromantic by Jade monkey October 23, 2012

Cromance 

"Cruise" "romance" or Cromance is a honeymoon between two strangers who will inevitably never see eachother again after the five day bender of drinking, eating, and swimming on a cruise ship. Usually results between the only two age appropriate people on the ship.
"Are you on your honeymoon?" "No, we just met." "Looks like you're having a great cromance. Another mai tai?"
Cromance by Lucille Balls April 5, 2010