The Troy Criss is a sexual maneuver in which one partner (traditionally the male) dresses in a degrading outfit while their lover places rubber-bands around his genitals. The outfit usually consists of a bottomless rabbit costume and bright red clown shoes. The term is thought to have originated in Ireland. The Irish people, numbed from years of heavy alcohol abuse, suffered from erectile disfunction and overall numbness. Troy Criss was the town drunk/gigolo of Cobh, Ireland. After years of heavy alcohol consumption and sexual desensitization, Criss could no longer function as a sexual man. Frustrated and lustful, Criss demanded that a woman bind his penis and testicles in twine. The woman, aghast at the request, said that she would only do it if Criss hid the top half of his body, and his disgusting feet. Word spread around Ireland, and the Troy Criss was born.
by ABECOCKENBERG March 30, 2022
when you give a hand job to a male friend face to face while he is giving you a hand job with the opposite hand
He does the criss cross with his brother.
by Trevor Davis 69 June 18, 2010
A man who is obviously a closet homo, and uses creative camera angles and middle aged women to give him credit as an "Illusionist"
by Criss Angels Hairspray December 10, 2008
From the cosmo website:
" With all the twisting and bending that goes on, sometimes sex can feel more like a cardio workout than a pleasurefest. That's why it's important to have at least one relaxed orgasm — inducing position in your repertoire. Such as this: "While you're on your back, he should lie on his side, turned toward you," explains Solot. "Swing both legs over his hips and thighs, making a bridge over them." Then, just let him gently thrust into you. If it takes you a while to climax, this pose is ideal. "It's not very aerobic, so the sex can go on for a long time without either of you tiring out," says Laura Berman, PhD, director of the Berman Center and author of The Passion Prescription. "When you want to climax, it's easy to touch yourself or he can use his top hand to stimulate you. "
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-4
" With all the twisting and bending that goes on, sometimes sex can feel more like a cardio workout than a pleasurefest. That's why it's important to have at least one relaxed orgasm — inducing position in your repertoire. Such as this: "While you're on your back, he should lie on his side, turned toward you," explains Solot. "Swing both legs over his hips and thighs, making a bridge over them." Then, just let him gently thrust into you. If it takes you a while to climax, this pose is ideal. "It's not very aerobic, so the sex can go on for a long time without either of you tiring out," says Laura Berman, PhD, director of the Berman Center and author of The Passion Prescription. "When you want to climax, it's easy to touch yourself or he can use his top hand to stimulate you. "
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-4
Even though the Criss-Cross is a sex position from the cosmo website, it can really help us guys out...
by The helper with CPR July 26, 2008
"Who is Criss Angel?"
by J ackalope February 5, 2008
by Word Master123 August 24, 2006
Extremely drunk - Australian Spoonerism (Pissed as a cricket). Usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. Australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.
by DanielMac February 25, 2008