thinks im stupid for telling him that i want him
But if humankind started shutting down and turned cold, what would become of us? why is the western hemisphere so obsessed with cool and cynical?
But if humankind started shutting down and turned cold, what would become of us? why is the western hemisphere so obsessed with cool and cynical?
by Krkič September 17, 2019
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THE REAL SOYBOY, HE IS THE SHORTEST PERSON YOU Will EVER MEET AND VERY WIDE AND LARGE JUST VERY LARGE AND HAS A VERY KIND HEART KAPPA
by ISMASHEDurMOMcrispin December 13, 2021
Larger species of greying elf found grazing in areas of dense literature. Believed to survive predominantly on crime novels, which it consumes leaving only traces of a brittle, crisp-like substance as evidence of its existence. Crispin-catching emerged as a popular pastime during the 1830's, but the practice is now obsolete. Historians have recently questioned the validity of crispin sightings, and indeed they are now generally regarded as mythical creatures by the majority of the populus, believed in only by crazed booksellers who have recently been Dowled.
"Quick carruthers! Fetch the rifle or indeed the dustpan and brush! I believe I have a crispin in my sights!"
by David Cowpell Downtrodden October 01, 2004
People with the surname Crispin are awesome. They are kind, empathetic and great people to hang out with.
Many of them are incredibly skilled in the art of sword fighting or some other medeival weapon.
They are often very proud of family history and like knowing all about it. They strive to do their best in everything they do and give it 100%.
If you know a Crispin you are incredibly lucky, even more so if you are friends with one.
Many of them are incredibly skilled in the art of sword fighting or some other medeival weapon.
They are often very proud of family history and like knowing all about it. They strive to do their best in everything they do and give it 100%.
If you know a Crispin you are incredibly lucky, even more so if you are friends with one.
by MetricGryphon18 November 03, 2019
by asdaq October 23, 2018