Crisco wristwatch
Stick your hand in a can of Crisco until it's lubed all around. Then insert your hand/fist in a woman's rectum until your watch tickles her stink star.
Crisco wristwatch by Roostafy April 21, 2003
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Crisco wristwatch
The context is as follows: Ram it, Ram it, Ram it, Ram it up yer poop chute *Wrist-watch; Crisco* (crisco wristwatch for the purposes of this example)
Crisco wristwatch by arguman December 1, 2006
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