While having a cuddle with your girl and shes on a four day bleeder, she runs a digit through her bloody slit and smacks you on the upper lip. This leaves a red moustache, thus the "Crimson Sanchez".
Her: Hey Love, wanna cuddle?
Him: Sure thing.
Him: What the fuck?! Smells like fish n' chips...
Her: Congratulations! You've had a Crimson Sanchez!
Him: Sure thing.
Him: What the fuck?! Smells like fish n' chips...
Her: Congratulations! You've had a Crimson Sanchez!
by Hooligan Hero July 27, 2008