Crested Butte is the most sexy of all ski towns. A very awesome place 30 miles N of Gunnison Colorado. Also the home to numerous famous people such as Hiedi Montag, Lantz Shetley, Matt Styers, Coolio (yes hes still around), Angelina Jolie, and Barbara Streisand.
person 1- dude wanna go to crested butte this spring break!?
person 2- naw way man, that place is way to hardcore, we could never handle that.
A ski town in Colorado where the local hippy population opposes opening more skiable terrain. Also have been known to fight against any new development and hates anything that would create jobs. Is also home to some of the most self entitled people on the planet where they all pretend to be earth loving hippies but live in million dollar homes. One of the shittiest places in the world.
Crested Butte A smallmountain town with a big hypocritical hippy problem
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"