Crest Mooning 

When a fat black mam and a skinny white twinkle have sex.

"Wow, Crest Mooning on pornhub!!"
"Woah dude, let me see!"

Crest Mooning by Randombrorandomdef April 25, 2025

Morning crust 

The stuff on your eyelid when you wake up

Person 1:I was soo tired this morning

Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!

Morning crust by Conker1 October 5, 2016

Morning Crust 

The foul remnants of a drool-ridden sleep, or the substance located at the medial corner of the eye. Morning Crust can be found dotted around your lips, chin or cheeks after waking up from a good to excellent sleep or nap. Morning crust can also be discovered in the eyes, a small white build up of salt and water from your tear ducts can develop, thus leaving you with "Crusty eyes."

"Yo, Bill...you've got some mad Morning Crust in and around your mouth"
"Oh thanks John, you saved me some embarrassment, I hate Morning Crust"

Morning Crust by Crust Demon September 19, 2009

Morning Crust 

When you spend all night buying pay-per-view pornos and rub the pope all night long. You eventually pass out and in the morning when you wake up your sheets are all crusty from your spooge.

Guy 1: Hey man what's going on?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, putting clean sheets on, dusting the mattress.
Guy 1: That's bullshit you spent all night jerkin it and now you have Morning Crust.

Morning Crust by NewbCube December 30, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008