Crest Mooning 

When a fat black mam and a skinny white twinkle have sex.

"Wow, Crest Mooning on pornhub!!"
"Woah dude, let me see!"

Crest Mooning by Randombrorandomdef April 25, 2025

Morning crust 

The stuff on your eyelid when you wake up

Person 1:I was soo tired this morning

Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!

Morning crust by Conker1 October 5, 2016

Morning Crust 

The foul remnants of a drool-ridden sleep, or the substance located at the medial corner of the eye. Morning Crust can be found dotted around your lips, chin or cheeks after waking up from a good to excellent sleep or nap. Morning crust can also be discovered in the eyes, a small white build up of salt and water from your tear ducts can develop, thus leaving you with "Crusty eyes."

"Yo, Bill...you've got some mad Morning Crust in and around your mouth"
"Oh thanks John, you saved me some embarrassment, I hate Morning Crust"

Morning Crust by Crust Demon September 19, 2009

Morning Crust 

When you spend all night buying pay-per-view pornos and rub the pope all night long. You eventually pass out and in the morning when you wake up your sheets are all crusty from your spooge.

Guy 1: Hey man what's going on?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, putting clean sheets on, dusting the mattress.
Guy 1: That's bullshit you spent all night jerkin it and now you have Morning Crust.

Morning Crust by NewbCube December 30, 2008