Creamy nap

The act of napping after fapping

When i get home i gonna take a creamy nap

Creamy nap by KwakuMcNoirSauce January 29, 2019

Napolitanoian Ice Cream 

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.

Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!

Napolitanoian Ice Cream by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010

Napoleon Ice Cream 

An ice cream consisting of three segregated flavours of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate, and is quite possibly the best ice cream ever conceived. The use of Napoleon over the word neopolitan (the official name of the ice cream) is a much more chic way of referring to it.

I can't wait to go to Tanpopo tonight. I am going to have three, no, FOUR bowls of Napoleon Ice Cream.

Napoleon Ice Cream by Samdog III July 21, 2008

Napoleon Ice Cream 

When two women of european and african ancestry engage is rubbing their vaginas against each other or "scissor". Thus creating the color affect of vanilla and chocolate on either side with strawberry in the middle.

"Dude I was watching this porn and they had these two broads doing the Napoleon Ice Cream. It was so hot."

Napoleon Ice Cream by thechocolatesideoftheicecream May 27, 2009