Creamy Caesar

A sex act in which you have sex doggy style, right before orgasm, stab her in the back and cum in the hole.

When you're fucking and you're tired of the bitch, it's time for a creamy caesar.

by extremeatheist May 31, 2011

Creamy Caesar

the act of having butt sex and then "blowing your load" in the recivers ass and then later having them force the cum out of their ass and run down thier back side.

Ben likes to get creamy caesars from jeff befor he goes to bed so he can sleep easier.

by Redgy&Jake February 20, 2007

Creamy Caesar

The result of a man's ejaculatory juice rubbed around generously in someone's hair- resembling that of a caesar salad.

After she fell asleep- I woke her up with a surprise creamy caesar and she started to cry. She had just got her hair done yesterday

by Keegun April 03, 2009

Creamy Caesar

The act of ejaculating on a knife and then stabbing someone with it.

Thief: Gimmee your money foo', I got a knife!
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).

by FannyFondler February 26, 2007

creamy caesar

the act of receiving a tossed salad while simultaneously getting a reach around.

"She surprised me with a creamy caesar since I thought I was only getting a tossed salad."

by Rude McDougal May 01, 2006

Creamy Caesar salad

When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.

My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.

by Bobbybell May 17, 2020

Creamy Caesar

A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.

You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.

She came over, and I gave her a Creamy Caesar

by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021