Cream His Niners

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Slang - used when someone is much too excited given the situation at hand, or used personally when one is in total disbelief. Originally coined by a student at Western Heights Middle School in Hagerstown, MD, in the mid-90's, this phrase was used to describe an excitable neighbor of one the students that loved to wear San Fransisco 49ers zebra pants - this neighbor seemed to always be getting very worked up and excited, and the phrase, "He's creamin' his niners (pants)" was born. Usable today in almost any situation.

He's going to cream his niners when he sees my new truck.

I about cream my niners every time I shoot my new gun.

Cream His Niners by NHHSDave October 15, 2010

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

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Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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