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"She just won't stop crying! what a Crayby."
Crayby by Junechuu June 27, 2024

i’m crabby 

A very iconic quote from Bryan Dechart, an actor best known for his role as Connor in Detroit: Become Human.
Bryan Dechart: Yeah I’m crabby, and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That’s right, I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. Turns out in Spanish that means ‘The Crabs.’ I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself “hey I’ll have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your traveler’s dictionary, but hey, now you know.
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY

Crabby Penguin 

Manically trying to attend to the genital itching caused by the parasite 'Crabs', typically in a fashion that appears to be an awkward, "penguin-like" dance to onlookers.
Mickey Rourke: What the hell is that wonky dance Lindsay Lohan is doing over there?

Danny Trejo: Dance? That aint no dance. She's doing the crabby penguin!

Mickey Rourke: Is she now?

Danny Trejo: Yeah, the little slut.

Mickey Rourke: Would you excuse me? I think I need to go help her do the crabby penguin.

crabby patty 

the burgers that sponge bob makes at the crusty crab.
hey, sponge bob! where's my crabby patty?
crabby patty by blaine July 15, 2003
Angry or upset at the fact you slept with a hooker named Los Cangrejos.
"Yeah, I'm crabby... and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That's right. I thought it would be all fun and games to go to mexico and have sex with a hooker whose named Los Cangrejos. It turns out in Spanish that means the crabs. I paid $700 for The Crabs. So the next time you think to yourself hey I'll have sex with a woman whose name in that language means the crabs. Maybe you'll open up your travels dictionary... but hey, now you know." - Bryan DeChart
Crabby by turbunrex August 15, 2018