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Crap Snacking 

The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.
Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.
Crap Snacking by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Crap Snacker 

A general insult in league with such words as mother fucker and asshat. Note that the use does not actually involve the eating of excrement, just as mother fucker usually is not used to connotate fornication with one's mother.
Don't even talk to Shelly, she is such a fucking crap snacker.

Crap Sack 

AN item that a person takes when walking the dog down the street so when the mutt craps you can pick up the dung and dont leave it sitting in your neighbors yard for them to step in!
Man says - That guy there really pisses me off

Man2 says-Why

Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,

Man2-I would Kick his Ass

Man1-Next time I will
Crap Sack by troubledemon March 8, 2010

crap sacker 

A stupid bag boy. The one that crushes your chips by putting them on the bottom of your bag then putting something heavy on top of them...
"Your crushing my chips you crap sacker!"
crap sacker by Maiku September 12, 2005

crap snackle pop 

When you eat nothing but power bars and seltzer water for a week, causing your shit to be thick and bubbly, hence the "pop."

After such a shit is obtained, the shitter takes a partial poo, keeping some around the hole (similar to a juicy rusty trombone) and a second person eats it with a spoon. This is usually done before noon in honor of Rice Krispies (TM)
Kate: "I love eating Rice Krispies (TM) for breakfast! They go 'crap snackle pop!'"

Peter: "Kate, you fucked that one up. But now that you mention it...would you eat the shit crust from my asshole?"

Kate: "Wow, that tastes so much better than cereal! MMMMM!"

crap sack 

yo that girl gut a lot of crap sacks
crap sack by penal cavity May 24, 2016