Crap Snack

1.to have a crap snack
2.to ingest crap from someones ass while they are taking a dump.

Luc:Dave, that the grossest thing i have ever seen. like it makes me want to throw up all over everything

dave: WHAT!!!? you mean the crap snack? everyones doing it

Luc" not me...

by bob dog October 11, 2005

Crap Snacking

The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.

Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Crap Snacker

A general insult in league with such words as mother fucker and asshat. Note that the use does not actually involve the eating of excrement, just as mother fucker usually is not used to connotate fornication with one's mother.

Don't even talk to Shelly, she is such a fucking crap snacker.

by InsipidClownfish May 22, 2006

Crap Sack

AN item that a person takes when walking the dog down the street so when the mutt craps you can pick up the dung and dont leave it sitting in your neighbors yard for them to step in!

Man says - That guy there really pisses me off

Man2 says-Why

Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,

Man2-I would Kick his Ass

Man1-Next time I will

by troubledemon March 8, 2010

crap sacker

A stupid bag boy. The one that crushes your chips by putting them on the bottom of your bag then putting something heavy on top of them...

"Your crushing my chips you crap sacker!"

by Maiku September 12, 2005

crap snackle pop

When you eat nothing but power bars and seltzer water for a week, causing your shit to be thick and bubbly, hence the "pop."

After such a shit is obtained, the shitter takes a partial poo, keeping some around the hole (similar to a juicy rusty trombone) and a second person eats it with a spoon. This is usually done before noon in honor of Rice Krispies (TM)

Kate: "I love eating Rice Krispies (TM) for breakfast! They go 'crap snackle pop!'"

Peter: "Kate, you fucked that one up. But now that you mention it...would you eat the shit crust from my asshole?"

Kate: "Wow, that tastes so much better than cereal! MMMMM!"

by fabio the poopsmith February 25, 2008

crap sack

a crap or poop in a sack

yo that girl gut a lot of crap sacks

by penal cavity May 24, 2016