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crap bag 

A colorful way to describe a person who is a total idiot and completely worthless. In other words, my ex-boyfriend.
- Crap bag actually thought I would give him another chance.
- Hi, my name is Crap Bag.
- What a total crap bag!
crap bag by Anonymous April 26, 2004

Crap Bag 

danny: "whats that in your bag?"
paula: "its my crap bag"
Crap Bag by LolmynameisLOL June 1, 2016

crap bag 

Mr.Wilson stomped down on the flaming crap bag
crap bag by mcrlvr25 October 8, 2005

crap bag 

Basically, a bag filled with crap or made out of crap. See poo turd log shit
1.Omg Sally, check out my new crap bag!

2.This bag is filled with crap!
crap bag by EllaIzM1nt October 12, 2007

Crap Bag 

A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
Crap Bag by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013

Crap Bag 

A poor attempt at insulting someone, usually spoken by a child who’s losing a game of Roblox.
“AGGGH! I got killed again! He’s being such a crap bag!” *throws tablet*
Crap Bag by sockhorse January 20, 2021