Cranuim 

The cranium is the scientific name for skull

Use your cranuim, think

Cranuim by Love notes May 2, 2018

Cranimon 

A fusion consisting of cranberry, lime and lemon juices. This non-alcoholic drink is usually served on crushed ice with cane sugar as a sweetener. The flavor has been said to confer its wonderful benefits on all who drink it: good health, great longevity, inner tranquility and incisive intellectual clarity. Frequently, this beverage is served in the bed of a pickup truck while watching a drive-in movie.

“Hop in the bed and I’ll make you some cold Cranimon that you’ve been craving.”

“Hey Krumpsley, squeeze me some Cranimon.”

Cranimon by Alan Tate May 1, 2006

Richard Cranium 

A dick head. Richard=Dick, Cranium=Head. Therefore, Richard Cranium

(Guy gets wine spilled on him from Richard Cranium) "Dude, you're such a fuckin Richard Cranium!"
dick head dickhead richard ass hole prick sherlock dumb

Richard Cranium by Jay-T27 November 11, 2012

richard cranium 

replacement for dickhead.

That guy was a Richard Cranium.

richard cranium by gomer September 13, 2006

Penis Cranium 

A dick head. Used as an insult.

You are a penis cranium.

Penis Cranium by Hippie Crack January 2, 2009

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked 

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.

So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked by Ur Mom October 25, 2004

large cranium 

the large cranium way of saying big brain

Fred: my IQ is 69 I'm a big brain
Bob: my IQ is 420 I'm a large cranium

large cranium by Large cranium neanderthal March 18, 2020