Craig Cabrera 

While laying in a bed, get in a position so that a man and a woman have drunken sex on top of you without you being able to get out from underneath. To relieve the fact you are getting "sexed" on, tell a nearby friend to give you the nearest Captain Morgan bottle so you can get drunk enough to not remember this event taking place.

"Last night when i was at Tony's house, Tim and Meagan Craig Cabrera'ed me. It was righteous!"

Craig Cabrera by Tim Moore May 30, 2008