He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!
He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 07, 2023
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
To ejaculate.
Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."
by Nutcracker March 17, 2014
by Smidii January 22, 2018
Person 1: "Did you see Jack drink that hideous pint?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got up to run but was cracking the nut all the way to the toilets!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got up to run but was cracking the nut all the way to the toilets!"
by Fletch743 January 01, 2012
The mean for the word "crack the nuts" is when u stick ur ball sack into a gurls mouth and she swallows ur sack. (much like the act of tea bagging)
by pimp daddy dollars August 09, 2004
by Bobtheusedcarguy July 26, 2008