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You're enjoying the great outdoors, miles away from anything resembling a toilet and then it hits you, you NEED to take a massive dump.

You quickly locate a sheltered spot out of view ramblers, farmers and the like, drop your pants and leave a big hot steaming turd. It stinks, you feel much better.
I really need a turd, I'm gonna have to take a country steamer
by superjustin July 04, 2010
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