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CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition) 

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick
Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

country dickin' 

1. A plain old fashioned fucking.
2. To be royally screwed or fucked over in a metaphorical sense.
1. I went home and gave my wife real country dickin' last night.
2. My english professor gave me a good ole country dickin' on my last exam grade.
country dickin' by BIGKernel October 21, 2005

County Dick 

A.k.a. "The Hick Dick"

Is a white male, typically tall with blonde hair, that is from central/county USA that doesn't have very many outstanding features besides having a county bitch that looks exactly like him. Together they will live in county harmony in county USA.
"Dude, did you see her new boyfriend? Total county dick."
County Dick by MrTheShit December 18, 2011

Country Dicking

Floating a shot of whiskey in a cider or beer.
"It's been a rough week. Who's down for a round of country dicking?"

"May I please order a country dicked Bud Light?"
Country Dicking by mtmtnmma February 25, 2025

Cross Country Dicking 

When you travel from state to state to meet in the streets and get freaky in the sheets.
DeAndre: "Im gonna go 'Cross Country Dicking'. This girl is so freaky, my guy."
Jamal: "What the fuck is 'Cross Country Dicking'?"
D: "Its where you can drive from St. Louis to Chicago to go lay some pipe on it!"
J: "Damn. Well good luck."