Counting Sheep 

The act of closing your eyes while laying in bed and counting sheep one by one to help you fall asleep.

I was counting sheep for an hour last night before I fell asleep.

Counting Sheep by Josh76524 December 9, 2008

Counting Sheep 

When a person is sleeping, they are dreaming of counting sheep.

person 1: Hey man 5 minutes into class you we out counting sheep.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.

Counting Sheep by jluketwo March 21, 2008

counting sheep 

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.

“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”

counting sheep by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021

Counting Sheep 

When you fall asleep while you are doing the sexual position "69"

Did you hear about Mike (Counting Sheep) one night after the bar when he was with his girlfriend in bed.

Counting Sheep by Daddy Shep 24 August 28, 2009

Counting The Sheep

A term useally used for discribing sex but can be used for anying else.

Person A:You weren't suposed to count the sheep with her.
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep

Counting The Sheep by Andrew Roldan October 19, 2004

Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums

An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.

Person 1: Whacha listening to?

Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!

Person 1: ...

Person 2: (They just don't understand.)

Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums by Idon'tKnowOO July 17, 2011