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Count Dankula 

Not guilty.
Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!
Count Dankula by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018
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Count Dankula 

The big brained Scottish man also known as Marcus Meechan. Whilest he is famously known for his nazi pug video he also has a wonderful series Absolute Mad Lads that has a 9.1 rating on imdb. Lastly I must iterate traps are not gay.
Count Dankula makes me shit bricks with laughter.

Count Dankula 

The guy who stole Buddha and turned him from a cutie to a Nazi who wants to gas the Jews. Imagine the next day Buddha does Sieg Heil to the owner how big of a bs that is.
Count Dankula, do you wanna gas the Jews?”
Count Dankula by LikeXD31 March 13, 2020

Count Dankula 

A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.

A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.
"Count Dankula is the only kind of news worth watching"
Count Dankula by Shootin6mill March 15, 2024

Count Dankula 

A developmentally delayed Scottish man who got arrested for an offensive joke, so is now a grifting demagogue/failed politican on YouTube.
Bro if I wanted a crap Wikipedia history narration I would've watched Count Dankula's Mad Lads.
Count Dankula by HM788 August 4, 2025
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