Cough e 

another word for coffee

hey cough e

Cough e by Feras MQ May 3, 2018

P.A.R.E cough 

The cough one requires after running the P.A.R.E Test.

I can’t stop coughing after the P.A.R.E Test: it’s he P.A.R.E cough.

P.A.R.E cough by Alicat1994 December 21, 2021

Erotic cough 

you'll know it when u hear it... an unmistakable cough that sounds erotic..

OMG karen.. did u hear susan cough.. it was a totally erotic cough!!

Erotic cough by kevin2bad4nuig May 22, 2012

New Guinea Couch Elk 

A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.

I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.

New Guinea Couch Elk by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006

Couch Expert 

A person who watches or reads news media stories about things like Police Use of Deadly Force and then proceeds to second guess the Use of Force, without having any expertise or legal understanding of how and when it gets applied.

The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.

Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.

Since you’re such a Couch Expert why don’t you provide police officers your training on Use of Force

Couch Expert by Thank God For Police August 9, 2018

couch eater 

A person who enjoys the fine activity of going down on a very large ladie’s private parts. Also known as a moose knuckle hero.

“Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?” “No bro, I just ate at the moose lodge.” “Dude, you totally are a couch eater.”

couch eater by The duke785 April 27, 2019

The Couch effect 

falling in love: as you become closer and have more feelings for them, you sit closer and closer to them on the couch/chesterfeild.
the end result being that the pair sit in the middle of the couch

jim and jill meet: they sit on opposite ends of the couch at a party

jim and jill begin to like each other: they move in a bit closer( the couch effect starts working)

jim and jill fall in love: they sit in the middle of the couch (the couch affect in full swing)

The Couch effect by cyanide hearts December 16, 2008