Cougar Remoras 

A small homosexual man who is dependent on an older and much larger female host for survival.

I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.

Cougar Remoras by Webastards July 13, 2023

cougars remorse 

When you have one night stand sex with a cougar or when your suffering from cougaritis condition and you have buyers remorse,feel guilty of being with a woman that may be twice your age and feel bad that you did.

Tom finally got over his cougaritis,too bad he got cougars remorse from it.

cougars remorse by broken dreams nyc July 5, 2008