Coug'd it 

The correct term "Coug'd it" predates 1980.
A self proclaimed ironic aberration of the reversal of good fortune attributed to the Washington State University football team. Whereby, a sudden or unexpected mistake causes the team to lose at the end of a game akin to "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory." However, the divergence of an apparent victory only temporarily crushes the euphoria felt by Coug fans until the subsequent irony is realized and the loss accepted i.e. Coug fans should have expected it.
Fuskies often stake false claim to the term. Fuskies suck balls... because they are unable to make their paws into the form of a little fist.

Chad: "OMG! That redzone pick-6 with a minute to go cost us the game!"
Chelsea: "I'm so devastated. I don't feel like blowing losers after that game."
Gaylord: "Oh, Chelsa, you're such a little tart. So they Coug'd it, who cares? Accept and get over it, girl friend."
Chad: "Yeah, Chelsea, you can suck on this."
Chelsea: "Oh, Chad, now you're Cougin' it".
Chad: "Ha ha, wait...what?"
Gaylord: "Chad, I would never let you Coug it with me."
Chad: "Ha ha, wait...what?"
Gaylord: "There there, Chad. Now let's just let it happen...like they do in prison."
Chad: "Ha, ha, wait....what?" 'glurp slurp glob'.

Coug'd it by Dr. Maximus Loade October 13, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016