Couch pro 

Someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. This person typically spends a lot of time watching TV, movies, Netflix, or YouTube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. Think "couch potato," but with more purpose and intent.

Guy 1: "I heard Joe binged 6 seasons of The Walking Dead last week."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."

Couch pro by Danager1989 April 12, 2017

couch professor

Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.

This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.

Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.

couch professor by Ping207 August 9, 2017

Couch promoter 

Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD

Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk

Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.

Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.

Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.

Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.

Couch promoter by Feralart October 31, 2018

space couch productions

a media group which is involved in game development and video entertainment

Guy 1: " hey have you heard of this group called space couch productions? I subscribed to them and my cock doubled in size!"
Johnathon sins: "yes, I am a fan of them

space couch productions by Space Couch Productions February 3, 2022

prostitue couch 

A couch you pay to sit on every time you need to just like a prostitue

My legs hurt can i barrow 20 bucks for the prostitue couch

prostitue couch by Sketchy sketch123 December 30, 2020

To Cough up Professor Oak 

To cough up something you don't remeber swallowing or to eat a pokemon, digimon, yugioh, etc. card.

Ryley: i just had to cough up professor oak
Ryan: eww....nice!!

To Cough up Professor Oak by Ryley the canadian April 15, 2008

prostitute cough 

When a prostitute performs too much oral sex and her throat gets a disease meant for the genitals. Results in clearing her throat often.

"Man, that bitch sucked so many cocks, her throat got the VD. Now she got the prostitute cough!"

prostitute cough by sheldo September 13, 2013