Cotton Eyed Joe 

Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.

"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."

Cotton Eyed Joe by S313xo June 14, 2009

Cotton eyed joe 

The ultimate Redneck song.
As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.

If it hadnt been for Cotton eyed joe,
I'd been married long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?

If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...

Cotton eyed joe by Urban_Fellow June 30, 2006

cotton eyed joe 

when a man is tested for an std and has a q-tip inserted into his urethra his joe is now cotton eyed

If it wasn't for that dirty slut I would never have experienced a cotton eyed joe!

cotton eyed joe by not of your goddam business November 18, 2009

Cotton Eyed Joe 

When the male member is outside the confines of his trousers, while keeping his trousers up

I went back to a guys apartment, and we were on the couch gettin' hot and heavy, but I was taken offguard when he presented me with a cotton eyed joe.

Cotton Eyed Joe by kc slinga October 4, 2011

Cotton Eyed Joe 

When he comes so far down your throat that you don’t even know (where did he come from, where did he go)

“His dick was so far down my throat when he came that he gave me a Cotton Eyed Joe“

Cotton Eyed Joe by Giggletits October 28, 2017

cotton eyed joe 

wack ass woman thief

"i would have been wed several times as of now, had it not been for cotton eyed joe"

cotton eyed joe by tommy anderson August 19, 2006

Cotton-Eyed Joe

Aids from your english teacher/shakespear

Jacks buddies asked him to go round for a BBQ and beers but he had to turn them down because he had a severe case of cotton-eyed joe.

Cotton-Eyed Joe by sinkking February 21, 2017