Cottage Clot

When a woman has a bad yeast infection.

Damn, Niki got some nasty ass Cottage Clot.

by AlexdaKing February 25, 2009

Horse clottage

Exhaust from an Amish buggy.

That buggy is letting out some serious horse clottage.

by Sugarcreek January 25, 2020

clottage cheese

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL

ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.

by who dat January 8, 2005

Clottage cheese

When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese

Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.

by Super bowl Sarah February 5, 2017