Cost Per Load 

The amount of money factored into a date relative to the amount of orgasms obtained.

I took a girl out and spent 48 dollars on dinner, she gave me a hand job and a blow job.

Cost per load = 24 dollars

Cost Per Load by *R* January 10, 2009

Cost Per Load 

The amount of money factored into a date relative to the amount of orgasms obtained.

I took a girl out and spent 48 dollars on dinner, she gave me a hand job and a blow job.

Cost per load = 24 dollars

Cost Per Load by Dylan54 January 18, 2008

CPL (- Cost per load) 

The CPL equation is pretty simple = how much money you spend on self pleasure.

Dude, my CPL (- Cost per load) is going through the fricking roof. Last night I spend $20 on squirt mags, $50 on a cam show and $5 on a tube of lube. Regardless, my CPL was Priceless

CPL (- Cost per load) by johnny88 December 14, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016