pedophiles (r/nonce) like to drive corsas when picking up say 14 year olds from say ice rinks
“we’ve been making out for 4hrs” says Tommy “DUDE she’s 14, you’re in college!” replies Harrison, shocked
“DW shes into it man!” and off Tommy leaves with his underage gf
A nonce who drives a Vauxhall corsa and also they can make vapes, only the exterior and not the interior.
Friend of corsa driver: hey man how's it going.
Corsa driver: Yo! Have you seen my new corsa init bruv .
Friend of corsa driver: That's so cool man,I went to the shop the other day and bought a smok species and its class.
Corsa driver: Hey did you know I can make vapes but I can't make the interior only the exterior
A relatively new driver, who seems to believe they're owed everything in life, who demands respect and gratitude despite their own distasteful ways towards life and others, while driving a vehicle associated with chavs and pedophiles.
God did you see how horrible Steve is now? He's starting to resemble a Corsa driver
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"