Adjective
1. To have cleaned something pristinely.
2. To gear up to go to the grocery store; including gloves masks.
Verb
Coronafy
1. "You don't have to spray Lysol on the counter. I've already Coronafied it."
2. "I'm going to the grocery store. If you guys get Coronafied I'll take you with me."
Akin to schadenfreude, coronafreude is the pleasure derived by someone from another person contracting Coronavirus disease (COVID-19)
President Trump barely contained his coronafreude when remarking "Romney's in isolation? Gee, that's too bad" after learning that Mitt Romney was in quarantine after testing positive for COVID-19.
US Senate Democrats were practically bursting with coronafreude upon discovering that pandemic-denying Republican Senators in quarantine risk losing their majority advantage.
The disease where a bored worker claims to feel sick and feverish despite appearing healthy. This person suggests it would be better for everyone if he or she just went home for the next 10 weeks. Derived from "counterfeit"
Jake, that little SOB, went home. He claimed he was sick, but I think it was just a case of the coronafeit virus.