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Corner dawdler 

Someone who acts as if they’re about to cross a street, usually with a kid or dog in tow, makes a first step toward the crosswalk, causing oncoming traffic to slam on their brakes but then pulls back and farts around with said kid or dog or checks their phone, often also issuing you a scowl thereafter.
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