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corn muffin 

a muffin, often shaped like a cupcake, made from cornmeal.
"Just finished a batch of corn muffins, they are still hot."
corn muffin by arn8409 November 28, 2007

Corn Muffin 

When a man defecates into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her until it muffins out
I corn muffined your mother this morning before breakfast
Corn Muffin by Grand Master Crash December 25, 2008

corn muffin 

some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself
corn muffin by Rodberg December 22, 2010

Corn Muffin 

When you cant take a shit and you pucs really hard. Nothing comes out but your asshole swells out like the top of a corn muffin
My shit was so backed up I pushed my Corn Muffin Out
Corn Muffin by blacktoothsmile February 8, 2010

corn muffin 

Corn bread that is shaped like a muffin.
Yellow, smells weird and tastes kind of yummy.
Miss Kim is the best at cooking corn muffins!!
corn muffin by supercutekid November 19, 2011