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corn muffin 

a muffin, often shaped like a cupcake, made from cornmeal.
"Just finished a batch of corn muffins, they are still hot."
corn muffin by arn8409 November 28, 2007

Corn Muffin 

When a man defecates into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her until it muffins out
I corn muffined your mother this morning before breakfast
Corn Muffin by Grand Master Crash December 25, 2008

corn muffin 

pre prepubescent homosexual (faggot)
some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself
corn muffin by Rodberg December 22, 2010

Corn Muffin 

When you cant take a shit and you pucs really hard. Nothing comes out but your asshole swells out like the top of a corn muffin
My shit was so backed up I pushed my Corn Muffin Out
Corn Muffin by blacktoothsmile February 8, 2010

corn muffin 

Corn bread that is shaped like a muffin.
Yellow, smells weird and tastes kind of yummy.
Miss Kim is the best at cooking corn muffins!!
corn muffin by supercutekid November 19, 2011

Corn-muffin

Corn-muffin by Anonymous March 10, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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