Corn Muffin

When a man defecates into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her until it muffins out

I corn muffined your mother this morning before breakfast

by Grand Master Crash December 25, 2008

Corn Muffin

When you cant take a shit and you pucs really hard. Nothing comes out but your asshole swells out like the top of a corn muffin

My shit was so backed up I pushed my Corn Muffin Out

by blacktoothsmile February 08, 2010

corn muffin

Corn Muffin: Word meaning white girl.

Black Girl: "Hey corn muffin!"
White Girl: "Shut up NIGGER!!"

by Fanopolis May 29, 2004

corn muffin

a muffin, often shaped like a cupcake, made from cornmeal.

"Just finished a batch of corn muffins, they are still hot."

by arn8409 November 28, 2007

corn muffin

pre prepubescent homosexual (faggot)

some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself

by Rodberg December 22, 2010

Corn-muffin

n attractive tourist from the Midwest.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

dixie corn muffin

using a corn filled (stiff) piece of shit as an artificial penis

After dinner she gave herself a Dixie corn muffin

by d riggins June 20, 2008