Cork Dork

This is a person who talks about wine too seriously. They use adjectives such as "sexy", "attractive", "complicated", "tempermental" and "promising" to describe wine.

Linda likes the reserve pinot noir because of it's sexiness. She turns into such a cork dork whenver we are in Napa.

by Mike Chance August 29, 2005

Cork Dork

Slightly too into wine at the risk of removing all the joy from life itself.

What the PH of the water used to clean the bottles before labelling asked the cork dork.

by The BigBee January 26, 2017

Cork Dork

Noun. A dork made of cork. Not neccessarily from southern Ireland.

Lady Friend: "Not only are you boring, greasy and nerdy but you are also made entirely of cork. Sod off."

Cork Dork: "Ok."

by Doug May 21, 2008

Dork Cork

A short-range transceiver placed in one's ear, used in conjunction cellular phones.

Hey Joe, you may as well remove your Dork Cork the Borg aren't accepting new members.
Bob thought his new Blue Tooth set was cool but Betty thought it looked like a Dork Cork.

by tideland September 25, 2008

dork corks

tiny earphones which hang in your ears

Helen is wearing her dork corks so she won't hear that truck which is about to run over her.

by june t July 11, 2011