(noun) A person who does blow off of a stripper's ass while commenting on their failed career.
(verb) The action of convincing those in a state of monetary or mental desperation to have anal sex with you despite having no remblance to a soul.
(verb) The action of convincing those in a state of monetary or mental desperation to have anal sex with you despite having no remblance to a soul.
1. Q: Are you still friends with John?
A: No, he's a total Corey Feldman
2: Q: I feel bad that Anna's been so depressed lately. Did you talk to her last night?
A: Yeah, and I totally Corey Feldman'd her. High five!
A: No, he's a total Corey Feldman
2: Q: I feel bad that Anna's been so depressed lately. Did you talk to her last night?
A: Yeah, and I totally Corey Feldman'd her. High five!
by Kyle MacLachlan April 8, 2006
The hottest actor of the 80s (other than River Phoenix) who is still adored why teenage girls today.
Girl 1: OMG Corey Feldman is soo hot!
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, he is, like the best 80s actor EVER and he is so hot! *finds picture of him on phone*
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, he is, like the best 80s actor EVER and he is so hot! *finds picture of him on phone*
by Phorl May 12, 2009