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Coonmunity 

A population of negroids living in a niggeropolis (*see definition for niggeropolis).
My coonmunity has 10 Popeye's, daily drive-by shootings, nobody works except hookers and dealers, and everyone's on welfare.
Coonmunity by Anal Czar October 15, 2010
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A Conmunity is when your whole trailerhood in the Inland Empire (go figure, a bunch of dopes decided to separate from California, who just beat out Germany as the "World's Fourth Largest economy") is controlled by a minion of little snitch bitches who get paid by the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department, under "head" Sheriff Shannon Dickisus/Coroner; a situation where you are the pioneer, and every one around you is a hostile Native American (Hey, as a relative of Alexander Hamilton, Andrew Jackson, Calvin Coolidge, and William Jefferson Blytheaka, the guy who was President twice like Obama, and your one guy, a white guy, in the middle of the sights of a circular firing squad, quack commandos who are supposed to be your "neighbors" but just keep ratting on you, spying on your every movement, and calling their "handler's when you go to the mailbox, or fart, or whatever!
Here in the so-called "empire," my trailerhood is a "conmunity" of rat-bastards, petty little bitches, scum-slurping paid informants for the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department; each paid informant relays the information of this author's every movement, fart sound, or throbbing sounds that might emanate from my rectangular, single-wide, domicile.
Conmunity by draegonktyner November 18, 2022
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026