cootie

Cootie comes from coot that means a person whos cool and cute :)

Hi cootie!
Go away!

by schema girl May 15, 2020

aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites

"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"

by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.

Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.

by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019

Cootie may

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.

If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.

by Lopi October 5, 2020

cooties-esque

of or pertaining to the degradation of women.

Josh: Dude, then you would have wasted your whole night hanging out with a girl!
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.

by letom December 15, 2007

Boys have cooties

Boys have cooties

Every girl: Boys have cooties
The boys: Girls have cooties :/

by Screencheck Fortune [Gacha] May 22, 2021

cootie licious

Delicious cooties

Hey man you got some cootie licious cooties

by Dazai simp July 5, 2022