Cooley Tat

A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.

The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.

Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”

Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”

Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”

Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”

Chris Cooley walks into the room.

Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”

Cooley Tat by doucherbagger February 20, 2010

Cooley Tat

The tattoo a homo gets of another man.

The name originates from Chris Cooley, but Cooley is the not the homo, he's the other man. Rapper Wale, aka fag bag, got a tat of Chris Cooley on his ass.

Wale: "Yeah, I got a Cooley Tat! So what? I love Chris Cooley"

Chris Cooley: "Dude, I'm straight!"

Wale: "Yeah, well I'm not! I'm gay!"

Cooley Tat by streeter77 May 9, 2010

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Cooley Tat

A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.

The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.

Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”

Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”

Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”

Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”

Chris Cooley walks into the room.

Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”

Cooley Tat by doucherbagger February 20, 2010

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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