Cooley Tat

A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.

The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.

Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”

Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”

Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”

Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”

Chris Cooley walks into the room.

Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”

Cooley Tat by doucherbagger February 20, 2010

Cooley Tat

The tattoo a homo gets of another man.

The name originates from Chris Cooley, but Cooley is the not the homo, he's the other man. Rapper Wale, aka fag bag, got a tat of Chris Cooley on his ass.

Wale: "Yeah, I got a Cooley Tat! So what? I love Chris Cooley"

Chris Cooley: "Dude, I'm straight!"

Wale: "Yeah, well I'm not! I'm gay!"

Cooley Tat by streeter77 May 9, 2010

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Cooley Tat

A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.

The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.

Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”

Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”

Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”

Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”

Chris Cooley walks into the room.

Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”

Cooley Tat by doucherbagger February 20, 2010

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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