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Cooley Tat 

The tattoo one man gets of another man. The term originates from rapper Wale's tattoo of football player Chris Cooley. When someone gets a Cooley Tat they are gay.
Dude 1: "Ah man, I woke up last night and I had a tattoo."
Dude 2: "Oh shit, is that a tattoo of Mick Jagger? You got a Cooley Tat and you know what that means!"
Dude 1: "Shit, I guess I'm a raving homo."
Cooley Tat by WalesGay February 23, 2010
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Cooley Tat 

A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.

The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.
Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”

Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”

Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”

Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”

Chris Cooley walks into the room.

Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”
Cooley Tat by doucherbagger February 20, 2010

Cooley Tat 

The tattoo a homo gets of another man.

The name originates from Chris Cooley, but Cooley is the not the homo, he's the other man. Rapper Wale, aka fag bag, got a tat of Chris Cooley on his ass.
Wale: "Yeah, I got a Cooley Tat! So what? I love Chris Cooley"

Chris Cooley: "Dude, I'm straight!"

Wale: "Yeah, well I'm not! I'm gay!"
Cooley Tat by streeter77 May 9, 2010

Cooley Tat 

A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.

The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.
Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”

Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”

Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”

Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”

Chris Cooley walks into the room.

Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”
Cooley Tat by doucherbagger February 20, 2010
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