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Cooley Sweats

an overly perspiring gluteus maximus.
Wow all that heat & humidity has given me a serous case of
Cooley Sweats!
by johnnypump February 5, 2010
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Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely
Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely
by GravelWincher123 February 24, 2026
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