When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.
I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.
by VinceVegas January 24, 2020
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That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.
by VinceVegas May 12, 2021
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