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Cookies n’ cream 

When two partners (regardless of gender do anal. When one of the partners cums in the unwashed asshole of the other partner. The partner filled with cum then proceeds to stand on all fours with their asshole wide open then the other partner proceeds to squeeze out the cum from the dirty ass hole and consume it, but the semen is mixed with the left over shit from the dirty asshole it’s being eaten out of. Therefore also having the texture of cookies and cream!
Partner: “Alright babe ready for some of that cookies n’ cream?”

Other partner: “you know it!”
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Cookies n' Cream 

They are oreos
Cookies n' Cream are Yummy
Cookies n' Cream by DanT7 June 18, 2020

Cookies n Cream 

It’s ice cream. Just... just ice cream.
I love ice cream, specifically cookies n cream.
Cookies n Cream by M0r1uus March 25, 2020

cookies n cream 

The act of blasting on a girls' face (after anal) and giving her a cum mustache, and then immediately smearing your poopdick across said mustache. Afterwards, you immediately say: "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" ... or else it doesn't count.
After messy anal sex, Jason gave Carol a cookies n cream.
cookies n cream by hatlamp March 1, 2011

cookies n cream 

Its when you fuck a girl on a toilet and you both shit simultaneously into the toilet, her shit goes between your legs (and possibly on you, its the risk you have to take), then when your all finished you flush the toilet with your dick, if you dont do that...it dosnt count.

Theres also a hand signal, you bump your right fist on top of your left fist then your left on top of your right and then point to the direction of the bathroom with your thumbs. Its so you can ask a girl in a crowd without being explicit.
I cookies n creamed her in the baseball field bathroom.
cookies n cream by Ben and Joey January 6, 2009

Cookies ‘n Cream

When you have anal sex with someone with an unwashed ass, pull out and then ejaculate on their face.
Dumbass 1: “Hey, did you hear Frank fucked Melissa?”

Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”
Cookies ‘n Cream by Ya_niggist December 31, 2022

cookies 'n cream

Descibes a woman's attitude toward sex and her ablility to produce copious amounts of natural lubricant to facilitate same. A woman who likes a lot of sex, offers her cookie and who's natural juices, cream, flow easily.
I was out with a hot babe last night and she was all cookies 'n cream.
cookies 'n cream by CA Doc May 22, 2007