Cookies and cream 

Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.

I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.

Cookies and cream by 3-BAG December 9, 2008

Cookies and Cream 

Phrase used in the Northern part of the United States to denote absolute approval, recognize achievement, or display copious amounts of affection for an entity.

Modern-day revival of mint.

The long, burdening, inherent length of the phrase truly shows the user's approval of what/who he/she is directing the phrase at because it rejects the laziness and ease of staccato approval words such as "cool", or, "favorite."

Sami: Look at my sloth hands! Aren't they adorable?
Jake: Sure.
Abbey: You guys are just the cookies and cream!

Abbey: I'm so cool.
Jake: The cookiest and creamiest, if I may say so myself.

Jake: What's your favorite ice cream?
Joe: Cookies and cream.
Jake: That's cookies and cream!
Joe: I know, that's what I said; cookies and cream.
Jake: Cookies and cream!
Joe: Stop it.
Jake: ....
Joe: ....
Jake: ....cookies and cream?
Joe: You're fired.

Cookies and Cream by ThatApplebeesGuy12345 February 4, 2013

Cookies and Cream 

Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.

I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.

Cookies and Cream by lemnefresh July 10, 2010

cookies and cream 

after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.

I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.

cookies and cream by Cordova...FUCK!!! March 31, 2008

Cookies and cream 

A game where a chocolate chip cookie is laid in the middle of a circle jerk and everyone ejaculates onto the cookie,if anyone misses the cookie they have to eat the cookie.If noone misses the cookie then the last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

My mom caught us all skipping school one day.She came home from work early and caught us in the basement playing cookies and cream.

Cookies and cream by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003

Cookies and Cream 

1. The black and white speckled area revealed after removing a portion of a cigarette filter (most often a white filter and beyond a dotted line)

2. The swampy substance created by cumming on a girl's back after doggystyle sex and using the cum pool as an ash tray

Look, Mike! I found the cookies and cream in this crappy foreign cigarette.

Angie, the curves of your back make a fine vessel for the cookies and cream I've just deposited.

Cookies and Cream by mike_hawk_69 August 12, 2009

Cookies and cream 

When you rally a chick in the ass and get chunks of shit on your dick, you get her to suck it, then you blow it in her mouth.

"i fed this bitch cookies and cream last night"

Cookies and cream by Mitch69 November 9, 2008